Showing posts with label famous vodka quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label famous vodka quotes. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Vodka: Its History and Significance #1

The story is told that in A.D. 988 the Grand Prince of Kiev in what is now Ukraine decided that it was time for his people to convert from their pagan ways to one of the monotheistic religions that held sway in the civilized countries to the south. First came the Jewish rabbis. He listened to their arguments, was impressed, but ultimately sent them away after remarking that the followers of Judaism did not control any land. Next came the Moslem mullahs. Again he was impressed, both with their intellectual arguments and the success of Islam as a political and military force, but when he was told that Islam proscribed alcohol he was dismayed and sent them away. Finally came the Christian priests who informed him that not only could good Christians drink alcohol, but that wine was actually required for church rituals such as communion. That was good enough for the Grand Prince, and on his command his subjects converted en masse to Christianity.

The point of this historical anecdote is that the Slavic peoples of the north and their Scandinavian neighbors took alcoholic drinks very seriously. The extreme cold temperatures of winter inhibited the shipment of wines and beers, as these relatively low- proof beverages could freeze during transit. Until the introduction of distilling into Eastern Europe in the 1400s, strong drink was made by fermenting strong wines, meads, and beers, freezing them, and then drawing off the alcoholic slush from the frozen water.

The earliest distilled spirit in Eastern Europe was distilled from mead (honey wine) or beer and was called perevara. Vodka (from the Russian word voda, meaning water) was originally used to describe grain distillates that were used for medicinal purposes. As distilling techniques improved Vodka (Wodka in Polish) gradually came to be the accepted term for beverage spirit, regardless of its origin.
Source: Tastings.com

Monday, July 20, 2009

Famous Vodka Quotes

  1. Vodka shall be taxed at a rate of two kopecks per bucketful. - 18th-century Czarist government excise tax regulation.
  2. “In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks YOU!!” ~ Russian Reversal on Vodka
  3. “Mmm, I like this water! Is this Crystal Geyser?”~ Donald Trump on vodka, shortly before puking everywhere and passing out.
  4. “Vodka is the opiate of the people.”~ Karl Marx on communism
  5. “It was not without the help of vodka that Ape became Man.”~ Friedrich Engels on vodka
  6. “Vodka is God's gift to Mankind!”~ Albert Einstein on vodka
  7. “Mankind is God's gift to Vodka!”~ Albert Einstein on intoxication
  8. “The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.”~ Sex and the City
  9. “Ouch, my liver!”~ This Guy on vodka
  10. “Don't vote for Vodka, vote for George Bush!”~ U.S.A on fixed erections
  11. “I thought cirrhosis was a cloud formation, until I discovered Smirnoff!”~ Wide-spread advertising campaign
  12. “I'm not as think as you drunk I am!”~ Anonymous on copious amounts.
  13. “QWACK!, QWACK!”~ Cobby on vodka
  14. “Oscar! Have you been drinking?”~ George W. Bush on Oscar's bad habit
  15. “I don't know! I'm too drunk to remember!”~ Oscar Wilde on 5 pints of vodka
  16. “Pussy.”~ Absinthe on Vodka
  17. “How do the Russians do it?”~ Murree on Vodka
  18. “In vodka we trust.”~ Enzo Dirlik on Vodka
  19. “If there was no vodka, there would be no beautiful women”~ Russian Man on Russian Women
  20. “Ah, Vodka. Communism in every sip.”~ Communist on Vodka
  21. “But officer, I was too drunk to walk, I HAD to drive.”~ You on Vodka