Famous Vodka Quotes

1. Vodka shall be taxed at a rate of two kopecks per bucketful. - 18th-century Czarist government excise tax regulation.
2. “In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks YOU!!” ~ Russian Reversal on Vodka
3. “Mmm, I like this water! Is this Crystal Geyser?”~ Donald Trump on vodka, shortly before puking everywhere and passing out.
   
4. “Vodka is the opiate of the people.”~ Karl Marx on communism
   
5. “It was not without the help of vodka that Ape became Man.”~ Friedrich Engels on vodka
   
6. “Vodka is God's gift to Mankind!”~ Albert Einstein on vodka
   
7. “Mankind is God's gift to Vodka!”~ Albert Einstein on intoxication
   
8. “The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.”~ Sex and the City
9. “Ouch, my liver!”~ This Guy on vodka
   
10. “Don't vote for Vodka, vote for George Bush!”~ U.S.A on fixed erections
    
11. “I thought cirrhosis was a cloud formation, until I discovered Smirnoff!”~ Wide-spread advertising campaign
    
12. “I'm not as think as you drunk I am!”~ Anonymous on copious amounts.
    
13. “QWACK!, QWACK!”~ Cobby on vodka
    
14. “Oscar! Have you been drinking?”~ George W. Bush on Oscar's bad habit
    
15. “I don't know! I'm too drunk to remember!”~ Oscar Wilde on 5 pints of vodka
    
16. “Pussy.”~ Absinthe on Vodka
    
17. “How do the Russians do it?”~ Murree on Vodka
    
18. “In vodka we trust.”~ Enzo Dirlik on Vodka
    
19. “If there was no vodka, there would be no beautiful women”~ Russian Man on Russian Women
    
20. “Ah, Vodka. Communism in every sip.”~ Communist on Vodka
    
21. “But officer, I was too drunk to walk, I HAD to drive.”~ You on Vodka